• It turns out that voodoo therapy is not covered by my insurer.

  • They say it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, but, it turns out that this is now the preferred treatment.

  • When I told the operating room doctor that I learned that the anagram of "eleven plus two" was "twelve plus one" he said "get that man some sedation".

  • With the loss of blood, a liquid diet, and preparation for my colonoscopy, I now know my "tare weight".

  • I've developed an aversion to the "clear liquid diet".  I now only eat "opaque" foods.

  • In time, I hope I'll be able to eat translucent foods again...